Some Great Jokes

Our Reader Guys told some great jokes

Picachu told this one: Three princesses were marooned on a desert island. They find a bottle and open it. In it is a Genii who grant them three wishes. The first one wishes to be in New York, and Poof! she is gone. The second one wishes to be in Paris, and Poof! she is gone. The third one said, "Now I am lonely, I wish my sisters were here with me" and Poof! the sisters were back on the island.

Dragon 01 told this one: Three men were stranded in a desert and were dying of thirst. They met a Genii that told them they could scream really loud and get whatever they wanted. The first one screams "Coke" and gallons of coke fall from the sky on his head. The second screams "Sprite" and gallons of sprite fall from the sky on his head. The third guy thought it was so fun he yelled "Whee!"

Quicksilver had this riddle: How do you know that a vampire has a cold? Because of his coffin.

Not all jokes involve words. Look at the Reader Guy in the picture. Now that is funny.